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Sex On The Big Screen – Is It Really That Great?
By admin | August 13, 2009
It all seems perfect – a beautiful woman and a gorgeous man with hot bodies are about to have sex. She’s into him, he’s into her; it’s dark, romantic music is playing in the background and it’s all perfect. You wish your sex life looked like that. Well, get ready to hear the truth about sex on the big screen – it’s fake!
Striptease Is Very, Very Easy
I mean, very, very, very. And in case you forgot, I’ll say it again – striptease is very, very easy. Well, here’s a wake-up call; average people have problems with taking their clothes off, not because they’re not comfortable with their body, but because things don’t look that hot. Socks get stuck in the shoes, bras don’t get off that easily, you might fall down… Well, you know what I mean.
Sex In Public/Uncomfortable Places Is The Best
This is true if you are one of those people who actually enjoys having sex in public, where someone might catch you, or enjoys having sex where sex is not meant to be happening. Average people get cold, hot; they don’t like when things (stairs, pianos, roller coaster rides etc.) touch them where they’re not supposed to. And, as a bonus, you might get a serious infection.
Women Reach Orgasm In Less Than 2 Minutes
Wow, this is a great one. Women need much more time if they want to have an orgasm. Real orgasm, I mean. They need foreplay, touching, kissing, and a lot more than 2 minutes time. Of course, movie directors are not going to waste the whole movie on this – instead, they only show what people want to see.
Honey, You Done? Me, Too!
In real life, both partners are not going to come at the same time. Of course, it’s not impossible, but it’s very, very hard.
Chocolate Is Yummy… Especially During Sex
Chocolate is always yummy, but you might want to think about using chocolate during sex. It sure seems like a great idea, but once you really think about all the mess you’re going to leave behind you, your sex drive might slow down a little bit.
You Always Look Gorgeous While We Have Sex
Again, this is one of the movie director’s best tricks. Before actors get busy in the bedroom, they sit for hours while their make-up gets done. So, next time you see beautiful, always perfect looking people on the movie having wild sex, think about the real life scenario – messy, red-faced, sweaty people having the time of their life.
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